Went to Birmingham tonight to see a comedian. Great show. Shit place.
Left Birmingham even more pissed off than when I arrived.
I hate Birmingham.
The twat that almost killed me because he wasn’t looking where he was going.
The bigger twat that then gave ME abuse because I swerved (and not into this guy or anyone else for that matter) and told me to watch where I was going.
Birmingham sucks. Big time.