Went to Birmingham tonight to see a comedian. Great show. Shit place.

Left Birmingham even more pissed off than when I arrived.

I hate Birmingham.

The people.

The roads.

The ignorance.

The twat that almost killed me because he wasn’t looking where he was going.

The bigger twat that then gave ME abuse because I swerved (and not into this guy or anyone else for that matter) and told me to watch where I was going.

Birmingham sucks. Big time.